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Dairy in the air (Terrible Poetry Contest)

May 16, 2023

This is the last Terrible Poetry Contest before Chelea takes a summer break and (presumably) resumes operations in September. The prompt is a limerick about Vermont Cheddar Cheese.

I was going to add a Vermont Cheddar pun here but they’re all too… yeah, I don’t even have to say it.

Dairy in the air

Her breath smelled like Vermont cheddar cheese,
so when she said, “Boy, won’t you come kiss me please.”
I just squeezed shut my sniffer
and dreamed of Aniston, you know, Jennifer,
and gave her lips a soft gentle squeeze.

15 Comments leave one →
  1. May 16, 2023 10:05 am

    hahahah! I just saw the title in my Inbox and started laughing. You have outdone yourself, Michael.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. May 16, 2023 10:38 am

    Just one?!
    Kudos, Michael. That WAS admirably awful, and should be saved in a pocket for State Fair time!! 🦟🦋🦟

    Liked by 1 person

  3. May 16, 2023 2:55 pm

    Can’t let a title like this one slip past yer eyes.
    And couldn’t you and Jennifer just be good … No, just can’t do that pun!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. May 17, 2023 5:15 pm

    It wasn’t cheesy at all, Michael B. Well done.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. May 22, 2023 7:38 am

    Ha! Love it

    Liked by 1 person

  6. May 28, 2023 1:26 am

    So funny, Fishman! Loved it!

    Liked by 1 person


  1. WINNER of the Terrible Poetry Contest 5/25/2023 | Chel Owens

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