Lazy (Terrible Poetry Contest)

Chelsea’s topic this week is “Motivating Lazy People” and you can play along just by clicking right . . .  right . . .  right . . . HERE. Please do because it’s fun. And while I’m not a predictably proficient or plucky prognosticator, I can pretend with a plethora of pizzazz and I think you’ll have fun.

This was a difficult one for me because I think I might be lazy. Or maybe I’m just a procrastinator, I don’t know. So whatever the reason it was difficult.

Here’s a limerick.

Lazy Bart
I knew this guy named Bart.
He was lazy, couldn’t get him to start.
To get him in motion,
without causing a commotion,
I walked by him and dropped a big fart.

And here’s another one called:

Lazy Johnny
I knew this guy named Bart.
He was lazy, couldn’t get him to start.
To get him in motion,
without causing a commotion,
I walked by him and dropped a big fart.

That’s it. That’s all I have. I have no more. I’m going to lie down now. Thank you.

Deep Purple. (I love this band and if I weren’t so lazy I’d dig out some of their CDs)

And the Osmonds.

And Marilyn wants to be lazy while Donald and Mitzi dance.