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November 9, 2022

Last month the US Postal Service shared their list of commemorative stamps for 2023. If you still use stamps, or collect stamps, and are interested in seeing them, then you’re in luck because I can hook you up with that information. All you have to do is click here.

If you ask for my opinion, I’ll tell you that I think people should always use self-adhesive stamps and envelopes. My advice would be to never lick an envelope to moisten the adhesive because the glue is filthy and disgusting. And the same goes for stamps.

Tootsie Pops are not filthy and disgusting so lick away on those. And if you’ve ever wondered how many licks it takes to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop, they have a licking machine that answered that question.

Here’s Kris Kristofferson singing a song about playing in a band and pickin’ every single lick he could. And in the process, between party girls, pills and cheap motels, he learns that “the bottom ain’t so different from the top.” I guess that’s probably true of pretty much everything. It all depends on how we look at stuff.

#NaBloPoMo

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 9, 2022 2:32 pm

    Remember “Same Old Song” By The Four Tops? A good one.
    Licking envelopes and cutting your tongue in the process! We had a postal machine at work that was supposed to seal the envelopes for you. Right. That never happened.

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  2. November 12, 2022 12:22 pm

    I do remember the song. Sad words and a happy beat.

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