The Ornithophile

The Ornithophile

A Beginning (34)

I was touring Crystal Cave and noticed no birds.

“We don’t let ‘em get in here,” said the guide.

“Why’s that?”

“If they stayed in here it’d be too much of a bird den.”

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A Middle (34)

“Get it?” he said.

“Got it.” Then, “I like birds, any way y’all could allow them in?”

The guard laughed and said, “Well, pal, you could wish for that and it stalagmite come true.”

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An End (34)

Back at my cave.

“Hey, Buddy,” I said.

“Good bird.”

“Yes, you are.”

“I’m Buddy.”

“If I made the decisions, I’d let you into Crystal Cave, Buddy.”

“I love you.”

“You’re a good bird.”

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Yes, I cheated. 😦