Dare I air?

Derriere my sad story? I’ve a haunch that it might seem fanny to some, but it’s a sad story that made me feel a little rumpy. I’ll share it to prove I’m no bum.

Thank you to Sheryl at ‘Your Daily Word Prompt‘.

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I can avouch
I sat on the couch.
A spring broke free
and I said “Ouch!”

Yes I did soar
and you bet I swore
I hopped around
cuz my butt was sore.

I looked around
then I slowly sat down
before I had
a nervous breakdown.

The End