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Winter Terribleness (Terrible Poetry Contest)

January 13, 2020

It’s the Terrible Poetry Contest. Number 47!


Here is the prompt:
The topic is “The Bleak Midwinter”. T for a lengthy of a standard 3 – 75.5. Make it terrible.

Midwinter Terribleness

If I were in the cussing mood I’d have a lot to say about winter.
But I’m not in that mood so I’ll just call it win-TURD.
I am in a Pinwheel cookie mood.
You ever had one of those?
If you have then you knows –

-just how good that marshmallow is on that cookie base
with the rich, creamy chocolate covering the face.

And when you eat them not a creature is stirring and wh

(75.5 words)

7 Comments leave one →
  1. January 13, 2020 12:28 pm

    this is wonderful


  2. January 14, 2020 3:43 am

    I see you are a man that takes his word counts most seriously! Excellent entry!


  3. January 18, 2020 12:30 am

    😀 I should have known.

    Liked by 1 person


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