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Casey Jones

May 21, 2019

This is for week 26 of Chelsea’s Terrible Poetry Contest.

Topic: Engineering fails

Casey Jones, you big dummy.
You drove the train too fast and you crashed.
And then you died.

(Note to reader: insert head shake here)

What’s that?
This poem’s apposed to be about engineering fails
and not engineer fails?

Well color me stupid.

I can’t carry a tune in a bucket
and I guess I can’t read directions so just…

…don’t buck it.

 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 24, 2019 8:42 pm

    Your inserted directions for the reader are always a great addition!

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