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I’m Not a Bird or a Plane… (Terrible Poetry Contest)

May 7, 2019

It’s the 24th weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. This week’s topic is “Superheroes”.


I’m Not a Bird or a Plane…

I really like to kiss my aunts ‘cuz I am Captain Underpants.
Why just the other day,
I was sitting,
on the
and I looked
down and I said
to the toilet, I said,
“Hey, man, you look a bit
The toilet laughed and said
to me,
he said,
“Hey, man, why are you so
And we both laughed.
So I’m a superhero don’t mess with me
cuz I can shrink as small as a garden pea.
And I can fly and turn invisible if I want
bend metal and save people who need saving and
can do it all while swimming across the Mediterranean Sea.
And be done in time for afternoon tea.
And I can do it in the open air in my underwear.
So move over Batman.
Now I’m going under there.
Under wear?
Hahaha made ‘ya say “underwear”!

4 Comments leave one →
  1. May 7, 2019 8:16 am

    LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. May 10, 2019 5:02 pm

    Great work as usual, Fishman!



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