Don (Terrible Poetry Contest)
The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest week 22.
This week, we are going to make an acrostic poem.
The Topic of said poem is a person you detest.
Diarrhea complexion & smelly mouth. Why do you talk so much about so little?
Oafish lapdog smile, your man-boobs wiggle and you’re not funny so stop trying.
Nasty Muzak is more interesting than listening to you drone on and on and on…
Oooo I almost forgot today’s the day.. This one’s bound to be in the running, Michael….
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Oafish lapdog smile! Lovely; maybe a bit too lovely to be terrible.
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But still learning toward the terrible side?
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A hair, perhaps. 🙂
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Is that supposed to be “man-boobs” and spellcheck had the audacity to convert your wording to books?
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I hate spellcheck! Yes, it was supposed to be ‘boobs’ and I corrected it. Thanks!
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Personally, I would like to have man-books jiggled at me. Though, it would depend on the author, of course.
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