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April 26, 2019

The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest week 22.

This week, we are going to make an acrostic poem.
The Topic of said poem is a person you detest.

Diarrhea complexion & smelly mouth. Why do you talk so much about so little?
Oafish lapdog smile, your man-boobs wiggle and you’re not funny so stop trying.
Nasty Muzak is more interesting than listening to you drone on and on and on…


8 Comments leave one →
  1. April 26, 2019 8:48 am

    Oooo I almost forgot today’s the day.. This one’s bound to be in the running, Michael….

    Liked by 1 person

  2. April 26, 2019 10:16 pm

    Oafish lapdog smile! Lovely; maybe a bit too lovely to be terrible.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. April 27, 2019 7:48 pm

    Is that supposed to be “man-boobs” and spellcheck had the audacity to convert your wording to books?

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    • Michael B. Fishman permalink*
      April 30, 2019 4:31 am

      I hate spellcheck! Yes, it was supposed to be ‘boobs’ and I corrected it. Thanks!

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      • April 30, 2019 7:33 am

        Personally, I would like to have man-books jiggled at me. Though, it would depend on the author, of course.



  1. WINNER of the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest | Chelsea Ann Owens

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