Random Thoughts #32: Tina Louise

So I was thinking . . .

You remember Tina Louise, right? Ginger from Gilligan’s Island? OK, so if Tina Louise married funnyman movie star (and father of Peter, Michael and David) Dom DeLuise and moved to the Caribbean where she spent her mornings walking on the beach and her afternoons campaigning against pornography and engaging in water sports with her white dog and holding a book on African languages she’d be Tina Louise-DeLuise from Belize in the breeze fighting sleaze while on skis with a Maltese the color of cream cheese speaking Senegalese.