Twins v. Yankees

Disillusioned by the Minnesota Twins being a huge underdog in tonight’s game in the Bronx, I turned to my generally, more often than not, sometimes, always reliable Magic 8 Ball for some insight into what might happen in 10 hours in this one game playoff (undoubtedly MLB’s most nerve-wracking game of all) and learned that after Ervin Santana falls behind early and things are looking bleak, the Twins rally and get to Luis Severino in the 5th and (assuming they don’t pitch to Aaron Judge at all) go on to win the game 7-5 behind Joe Mauer and his four hits and Eddie Rosario and Max Kepler home runs and Jose Berrios’ five innings of brilliant middle relief. This is exactly what we wait 27 weeks and 162 games for! Go Twins!