Random Thought #25: Stupid Movies

It’s possible that  “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” is the dumbest quote in movie history.

“So, Susie, I got tired of your dog barking all the time when you’re not home so I sort of killed him. I’m sorry.”
“Hush, Tommy, love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“But . . . ”
“Shhh . . .”

“Uh, Tina, you know your friend Gretchen?”
“Uh huh, what about her?”
“I, uh, slept with her. I’m sorry.”
“Stop, Billy, l love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“On our wedding night. I’m really sorry.”
“Sweetheart, look at me: love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“But . . .”
“Shhh . . . ”

“Helen?”
“Yes, cupcake?”
“I sold your Barbie doll collection.”
“My . . . my Barbies?”
“Yes, all of them. Even the ones going back to the 60’s. I’m sorry.”
“Oh, cupcake, stop. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
“I sold them for booze.”
“Uh uh. You stop now. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

If I hurt anyone’s feelings with this random thought I’m sorr . . .  Oh, I don’t have to say that!

On the subject of movie quotes here are a few good ones.

There are so many more but I guess that’s a topic for another blog.