Amazing, never-before-seen picture of…

This is truly astonishing. While eating my way through a bag of potato chips I discoverd this one-of-a-kind chip and, protecting it with all that I hold dear, I ran (walked quickly, actually) to (in truth I just walked normally) get my (I guess I really didn’t protect it with all I hold dear either) camera so I could (please excuse all my exaggerations*) photograph (golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez supposedly said, “I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big”) this (It’s possible my memory on certain things might list toward the “big” side) amazing, never-before-seen, phenominal picture of potato chip that looks like none other than . . . Pac Man.

It just dawned on me that there might be people reading this who have never seen, or played, Pac Man. If that’s true, then thank you for being so young that you make me feel (Oh, so it’s all about me, huh?) so (You’re right, it’s not your fault) old (All right, I forgive you.) If you don’t know Pac Man just click here and see him.

And now I present you with the miracle of the Potato Particle Pac Person:

Amazing, huh?

* “It’s no exaggeration to say the undecideds will go one way or the other.” – George H.W. Bush, 1988.