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Day 5 of A-Z: The Letter “E”

April 5, 2012

Blogging from A-Z Challenge

Day Five.

Letter of the Day: “E”

“E” is for Empty which is what the paper towel dispenser in the restroom was this morning.

“E” is for Engraged which is how I felt when I noticed the paper towel dispenser in the restroom was empty this morning.

“E” is for Earwigs which are creepy bugs and I’d rather deal with those creepy bugs than a naked and wet restroom door handle.

“E” is for Excuse Me because I was lying, I don’t want to deal with an earwig at all. Have you ever seen a picture of those things? Here, look.

“E” is for Extricate which was something I couldn’t do from the restroom this morning.

“E” is for Entangled which is how I felt in the paper towel-less restroom.

“E” is for Extreme which are measures I was concerned I would have to take to get out of the paper towel-less.

“E” is for Embowel which is what I wanted to do to whoever didn’t load the paper towel dispenser.

“E” is for Euphoric which is how I felt when someone opened the restroom door from the outside.

“E” is for Entertainment and

“E” is for the E Street Band and Bruce Springsteen.

 

“E” is for End, The.

 

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Brandon Scott permalink
    April 5, 2012 9:51 am

    E is also for evil. As in: Earwigs are evil! I hate those things!

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    • Michael Fishman permalink
      April 5, 2012 5:49 pm

      I’ve never seen one in person but the local news did a story on them a couple of years ago when there was a surge in earwigs after a very rainy spring. They say they really can’t bore into your brain. Yeah, right!

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      • Brandon Scott permalink
        April 5, 2012 5:55 pm

        I see them occasionally when moving rocks and such. They look worse than they actually are. Mostly, they leave me alone and I leave them alone. Never been bitten, and too my knowledge I don’t have one living in my brain. Of course, that’s what they’d want me to think, so who knows for sure!

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  2. atothewr permalink
    April 5, 2012 11:01 am

    I think today is a Bruce day. I saw something about him in another blog today.

    E is for empty – man I can’t stand when that happens.

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