Day 5 of A-Z: The Letter “E”
Day Five.
Letter of the Day: “E”
“E” is for Empty which is what the paper towel dispenser in the restroom was this morning.
“E” is for Engraged which is how I felt when I noticed the paper towel dispenser in the restroom was empty this morning.
“E” is for Earwigs which are creepy bugs and I’d rather deal with those creepy bugs than a naked and wet restroom door handle.
“E” is for Excuse Me because I was lying, I don’t want to deal with an earwig at all. Have you ever seen a picture of those things? Here, look.
“E” is for Extricate which was something I couldn’t do from the restroom this morning.
“E” is for Entangled which is how I felt in the paper towel-less restroom.
“E” is for Extreme which are measures I was concerned I would have to take to get out of the paper towel-less.
“E” is for Embowel which is what I wanted to do to whoever didn’t load the paper towel dispenser.
“E” is for Euphoric which is how I felt when someone opened the restroom door from the outside.
“E” is for Entertainment and
“E” is for the E Street Band and Bruce Springsteen.
“E” is for End, The.
Michael B. Fishman
Michaelsfishbowl 
E is also for evil. As in: Earwigs are evil! I hate those things!
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I’ve never seen one in person but the local news did a story on them a couple of years ago when there was a surge in earwigs after a very rainy spring. They say they really can’t bore into your brain. Yeah, right!
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I see them occasionally when moving rocks and such. They look worse than they actually are. Mostly, they leave me alone and I leave them alone. Never been bitten, and too my knowledge I don’t have one living in my brain. Of course, that’s what they’d want me to think, so who knows for sure!
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I think today is a Bruce day. I saw something about him in another blog today.
E is for empty – man I can’t stand when that happens.
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