Nothing says “I love you” like . . .

Nothing says “I love you” like wiring an explosive into your ex-girlfriend’s personal pleasure device.

This story was so unusual that it sort of blew me away.

Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minnesota, has three ex-girlfriends. The sex toy bomb was allegedly intended as a Christmas gift to one of the women. Apparently this particular ‘instrument of indulgence’ was loaded with gun powder, buck shot and BBs and was wired to a trigger in the battery compartment. One flick of the switch on this booby trapped buzz bunny and . . .  kaboom

Ouch.

Mr. Lester has been charged with possession of an explosive device and making terroristic threats and, if convicted, he could face a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison.