Liar, liar, pants on blah, blah, blah

I knew Burlington had a coat factory, but I didn’t know the Wisconsin city had a Liars Club and that the club has an annual contest for the year’s best lie. (I know a couple of liars who are pretty good, maybe I should refer them?)

This year’s “World Champion Liar” is David Milz of Bristol, Wisconsin. David’s winning lie is, “I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”

I’m not sure what distinguishes this as a lie as opposed to a joke but I thought it was funny. Certainly much funnier than people who tell real lies.

David says the key to his success is having the ability to laugh at oneself. I do that all the time!