The Horn Blows at (90 minutes before) Sunrise

I’m driving to work this morning, motoring along behind the car in front of me, minding my own business when a car passes in the left lane. That’s not unusual because the highway I take into downtown is usually a raceway at that time of the morning. The driver honks the horn when passing and I look over but I’m too late to see who’s in the car. I thought maybe I did something wrong but I can’t think what it might have been and then I started wondering if maybe someone, as a practical joke, put a “Honk if You’re Horny” bumper sticker on my car and I maybe just missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime. I got to work and checked and there was no bumper sticker. No missed opportunity unless you think that not pulling into the parking lot at work and getting onto 94-west and driving until I ran out of gas and seeing where I’d wind up a missed opportunity.

I’m not a very impulsive person and I envy those who are. Pizza on a weekday might be about the limit of my impulsivity. How about you, are you impulsive and if so, in what ways?

Maybe I should start with a bumper sticker?